amanda. 22. petty tyrant


shuttermutt:

Working in the fancy ladies store today

Nicki Minaj attends ‘The other woman’ premiere

zourrifying:

I hate those like phantom poops. U feel like its coming but u get on the toilet only to be deceived. Where did u go mysterious ghost poop

theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

Working in the fancy ladies store today

sashayed:

harry styles’ genuine, quiet astonishment and delight at his own act of minor physical competence is what gets me out of bed in the morning, lulls me to sleep at night, and occasionally sends me into wracking waves of soundless wailing in between those two times

for all one of you who asked, i posted the second part of that fic today. have fun~

vvhitehouse:

do you ever see a girl and just want to eat her out like I can’t be the only one

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

staysafeandaware:

This is Cezar Ghiroltean. Here are some more pictures of him. My friend met him on OkCupid and he seemed like a cool guy. They had mutual unprotected sex. Later, he told her that he wasn’t healthy, but wouldn’t tell her what he had, because she didn’t want to date him. 

If you engage with this person and are thinking about having sex with him, be aware that he has chlamydia and a possibility of other STIs, and actively does not use condoms and neglects to tell whoever he is having sex with about his sexual health status. 

Please signal boost this and stay safe and aware about this person. He is dangerous and if you have had sex with him recently, it is wise to get tested as soon as possible.

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)