amanda. 22. petty tyrant


  • lou teasdale: i think ill wear a suit with some hot cleavage for the wedding
  • harry: ....
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  • harry: well one of us is gonna have to change
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Jade » Body Appreciation

Anonymous asked: how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

zaynisfake:

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heisenbergsays said: i miss you a lot but i’m so happy things are starting to work out :’)

i miss you too ): it’s so weird to not live in the same place as you. like, i go to text you about having lunch and then i’m like ‘oh right’. but it’s going to be so great for you so soon!!! THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR BOTH OF US.

exhausted and a little sunburnt but i finally have a room in london to call my own

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

moralpanics:

all my friends like “We’re here, we’re queer, we’re mentally ill and struggling with the fact that we’re legal adults in a capitalist society with all the oppressions that entails”

missespeon:

customers at local retail shop shocked to find sales associate is in fact a human being, and not an automaton built to serve them

#sigh

lol i wish i was dead

ethiopienne:

"I was on the cover of Time magazine in June, and that same month, four trans women of color were murdered in the United States. So just because I got an Emmy nomination doesn’t mean the lives of trans people aren’t in peril every day.” - Laverne Cox